Conversation with a drunk salary man on the Shinkensen from Nagoya to Kyoto
God(me in disguise): Why do you have to come to NZ and kill our whales?
Salaryman: Why not?
God: Well, for a start, we love whales. They are our friends...
Salaryman: We have to kill all the whales because they are eating all our fish...
God: Our fish? But most whales don't eat fish...
Salaryman: Yes they do. Whales eat all our fish, that is why there is not enough fish...
Pix...Whale meat for sale in the local supermarket (for research purposes of course)!
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